Horror?
I can’t stand it.
Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to having the wits scared out of them? Be it nightmares re-interpreting the gore or finding yourself twitching at every corner in a quiet house because it messed with your head – I do not understand it.
Don’t get me wrong, I am a massive adrenaline junkie, but the thing with big rides is they’re just fun! Imagining you are going to fall off at any given moment or go (literally) hurtling into a large quantity of water…
But aside from the obvious contradictions in my thinking, I respect it as a genre but just as I’m not thrilled to the bone on salty popcorn, I guess it is just not my flavour.
Wait.
Did someone say something about a new Disney-Pixar?!